Heh:
Noam Chomsky to become new X-Factor judge.
Professor of linguistics and political campaigner Noam Chomsky has
been confirmed as the new judge on TV talent show The X Factor. ‘Cheryl
Cole was still recovering from malaria and we needed someone who could
fill the intellectual void,’ said programme creator Simon Cowell,
‘Professor Chomsky is perfect and the audience just loves him.’
In his first outing as judge, Chomsky quickly made his mark. ‘Your
act is part of a propaganda state promoting a culture-ideology of
comforting illusion’, he told one hopeful young girl, before adding,
‘I’m saying yes.
That's really just an excuse to post this, however. When the universe sends you two Noam Chomsky jokes in a day, you are morally obligated to pass them along.
