Comeuppance

Oh, man, how did I miss this story?

When the Rev. Jesse Jackson led a rally for "green jobs" in Detroit, he arrived in the Motor City in a massive Cadillac SUV. But his exit from the Motor City was a lot more environmentally friendly -- thanks to some car thieves.

Police later found the car, stripped. In the story, nobody cares about the theft; Jackson just catches it for going to a green anything in an SUV.