Now What Are We Supposed To Call Them?

"Journalist" and "reporter" don't work, since those words imply digging for facts and having some elementary understanding of the subjects you report.
The British alternative "newsreader" doesn't work, either, since clearly these people haven't read anything that's been reported since January.
Creative Minority Report explains what I'm talking about.
The first instance is bad enough, but when the guy weighs in to give a knowing "theological" explanation of the thing they think has never happened that's only happened a kajillion times, I just give up. Can they not use google these people?