Obama the Fifth

Beware an f-bomb in this St. Crispin's day soliloquy from an alternate universe.

...he to-day that sheds his approval ratings with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er entangle in scandals so vile,
This day shall gentle his legacy;
And squishy Dems from swing states now in flight
Shall think themselves accurs'd they chickened out,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That voted with us upon Reconciliation day.