Dieters Must Do Dishes

Wunderbar. Thanksgiving killjoys put in their place.

Thanksgiving seems to beckon those who seldom prepare food to issue health inspector warnings about the need to cook a Turkey for at least a solar year to avoid any chance of turkey borne illness. Somehow, the fact that fowl, possibly including turkey has graced the table during the calendar on some days other than Thanksgiving never mitigates the need to obsess about how long to cook the bird.

She's got it in for dieters, too. Eat or don't eat --but let's not discuss it, alright? Courteous people do not call attention to the fact they're only having salad.