Faith Based In Realty

Don't miss these truly hilarious theology student bloopers. Take this unintentional truth:

I believe that God gave sex for humans to use in the pretext of marriage.

Once I stopped laughing I had to cry, however, because in each case the problem is not poor theology but poor English. These kids can't communicate and you can't be certain what you are communicating to them because they don't know the meaning of the words they use and reach for cognates that may or may not bear any relationship to what they're trying to say. It's pidgin, and they'd be no better off on any other topic.