Comebacks For The One

While I was gone, there was a minor furor over the McCain web ad "the one." Refresh your memory here, if need be. I broke out laughing, which is pretty good for a political ad I think. But even better are (of all people!) Dr. Francis Beckwith's proposed Obama comebacks. My faves:

• Next time he asks for me to heal his melanoma, the answer is “no.”
• Ironically, more men named “Jesus” will vote for me than will vote for Senator McCain.

Curtsy: OC