Condoms To The Rescue!

Hey, Burma/Myanmar. You've just been struck by a massive cyclone which killed at least 100,000 people and displaced a million more. Your government won't help, nor will it let anyone else help. Half your relatives are dead or missing, and there's no food, water, shelter or medicine. At least your libido's being taken care of, compliments of the UN.

"We don't want regular use of contraception disrupted. An emergency usually damages the health system, so people don't have access to condoms and contraceptives," said Chaiyos.

No, couldn't have that.