Guyliner

Further evidence that Johnny Depp is hazardous to the culture.

even with his heavily shadowed eyes and industrial-strength mascara, Depp manages to exude masculine sex-appeal as he swaggers woozily across the big screen as the campy, over-the-top, drunken pirate Capt. Jack Sparrow.

Um, sorry, must dispute the premise. He seems excruciatingly effiminate to me. But anyway: This is what happens when you can afford everything and don't have to work hard --really hard-- for anything.