"Chicken Run" from The Ryskind Sketchbook
Story here and here, if you're wondering. And Duncan Hunter has a cool idea, since the Foggy Bottom types don't care to do their jobs:
When the State Department appears to be filled with reluctant personnel, let’s turn to those who have bravely followed the American flag in the most dangerous of assignments. The U.S. Marines, soldiers, airmen and Navy personnel presently recovering at our national military hospitals have all the character required by the Department of State. They are brave, loyal, intelligent and fiercely determined to win the War on Terror.
