Who Can Tell Me Anything About Mukasey?

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Sigh. We have a new nominee for AG, a particularly crucial position in our times, and what do the newspapers tell me about him? Who likes him. Bush likes him, because some liberals like him, which means conservatives don't like him, but then again enough liberals don't like him that many conservatives do like him, even though they don't like Bush because he likes a guy that liberals like instead of a guy that conservatives like, so they all kind of like Mukasey but none of them like Bush, all because he likes Mukasey, who's replacing Gonzalez, whom nobody likes anymore.

Has the nominee any, like, qualifications or positions?