Another Disappointed Democrat

From OBL's latest tirade (evil pdf file):

People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven't made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there.

Harry Reid not all he's cracked up to be, eh, Osama? You have to read the whole thing, it's actually funny. He hits every Dem talking point (Bush not signing Kyoto is evil); every nutcase paranoid theory (Kennedy was killed for wanting to stop the Viet Nam war), and he recommends we all read Noam Chomsky and Michael Scheuer. This is my personal favorite, however. After taking credit for the 9/11 attacks--

this innocence of yours is like my innocence of the blood of your sons on the 11th, were I to claim such a thing--

he says

the morality and culture of the holocaust is your culture, not our culture. In fact, burning living beings is forbidden in our religion, even if they be small like an ant, so what of man? .....[lengthy exposition on the Middle Ages and how Jews came to live in Muslim lands.....] In Egypt alone there are millions of Christians whom we have not incinerated and shall not incinerate.

How very civilized of you, Old Chap. They are being persecuted other ways, however. And I'm prr-etty sure many of my compatriots in the Twin Towers were indeed incinerated.

He goes on to say that there are two ways for the war to end: either they up the killing till we're all dead, or we retreat and worry about global warming instead. You think I'm kidding? Go read it.

I do wonder how the Dems will deal with Osama fairly begging with us to leave Iraq, when it's one of the talking points that he wants us there so he'll have a cassus belli and recruitment incentives. Also, how they'll claim he isn't anti-democracy when he explicitly here blames democracy and globalization for global warming, sub-prime mortgage problems (still getting CNN in the cave, I see!) and hunger in Africa. The only solution to all these problems is to follow the "methodology of Allah."

The impartial judge knows that belief in Allah requires straightness in the following of his methodology, and accordingly, total obedience must lie to to the orders and prohibitions of Allah Alone in all aspects of life.

There follows a long rant about the superiority of the Koran and how we must submit to it and anyone participating in a capitalist or mixed economy has sold his faith for polytheism. Is it just me or does that sound a lot like the "lie" Bush has been telling us for lo, these 6 years?

Osama's for no taxes, though. Which goes to show no one's all bad.

Update: People are discussing the significance of Osama's die job (whoops. Freudian slip). Dye job. Some think (most persuasively to me) it's part of a "war stance," others think it's a sign Osama shaved his beard in hiding.

Update 2: Osama's text sounds a wee bit familiar (scroll down for the response!).