You Are Not Permitted To Dislike The Changes

My personal web-designer, who is 10 years old, was going to hover over my left shoulder every moment of my life saying,

Puh-leeze, Mom, it will be so much cooler. Your way is so lame. Are you ready for me to change your template yet? Are you ready now? Are you ready now?

until I accepted my birthday present of a site overhaul. I don't know what he did, how he did it, he never heard of "the customer is always right" and I certainly can't change back. So enjoy. Thank you, dear. Now off you go.