Jesus, Take The Wheel

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When I was a teenager, Mom used to tell my gentlemen callers as she waved us off for dates,
Remember, you are driving a death machine.
She's gotta be behind the latest document from the the Pontifical Council for Migrants --the 10 Commandments of Driving. With no disrespect intended to Cardinal Martino, I prefer the Curt Jester's version. My favorite:
Do not say, "Are we there yet?" but rather "It is good to be here."