Signs The Next Thing You Hear Will Be A Blatant Defense Of Immorality

Any of the following prefaces, alone or in combination:

• I'm a devout Catholic
• I was an altar boy
• I went to Catholic schools all my life

If they feel the need to assert it, it ain't true, rolled right off 'em, or took place during the lowest period in history for Catholic catechesis, during which many consciences were irreparably deformed.