The No-Dirty-Old-Men Act

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The House has passed legislation making it illegal to knock up a minor and then take her across state lines to hide the evidence from her parents, and dares the Senate to do the same. I support the move. But why anyone would bother when he can buy "Plan B" over the counter and give it to her to accomplish the same is beyond me.

Just keep repeating it until you believe it: we do it for the children. And the women. The women and the children.