Raising The Chocolate Ration Once Again

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A simple way to allow our immigration crisis to regulate itself would be to repeal minimum wage laws, allowing the market to set the worth of jobs. This would immediately crush the incentive businesses have to hire illegal aliens, and open many low-skilled jobs to our underemployed poor and teenagers. In the midst of a national immigration crisis, the Dems are therefore boldly planning to increase the minimum wage. So now we have their three-point plan if they re-take the Congress.
  • Impeach Bush.
  • Intensify the immigration crisis, incite anti-immigrant resentment, and send unemployment soaring.
  • Catch bin Laden by withdrawing from the War on Terror.