I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.You'll also enjoy Inferno and Taming of the Shrew.
Not a Christian classic is Catcher in the Rye, the summary of which expresses precisely what I got out of what has to be the world's most over-rated book:
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.