Jesus (pbuh) is a prophet of Allah, and portraying him as an infidel in the service of an infidel goddess is a blasphemy far worse than an insulting cartoon. We therefore call upon all true Muslims and all people of good will to boycott the Da Vinci Code and not allow this affront to stand.
There are demonstrations planned in countries all over the world on the day of the film's release. You haven't heard about this? Neither have I.
UPDATE: The programmers among you may wish to see the actual DVC code.
OH, BROTHER UPDATE: CAIR actually is protesting United 93.
