Abombijad's Homily

The Iranian president's letter to Bush is translated into pigeon English for you here. I'll sum it up thus:

• Mr. Bush: I saw Farenheit 911 and I've heard Al Gore's speeches on C-SPAN, and all I can say is, "You call yourself a Christian?"
• Can't we work together to wipe Israel off the face of the map peacefully? If the U.S. withdraws its support of Israel, I'm sure the anti-Semitic United Nations could de-charter it in no time, and then I wouldn't have to nuke it. C'mon, Man, it's win-win.
• People won't be happy until they turn to God, and they'll never do that in a democracy. So please, for the sake of your own soul --for I have heard you believe in God-- won't you join me in imposing shar'i'a on the whole world for the good of mankind?