Did I actually hear a bi-partisan Senate panel recommend the dissolution of an agency of government bureaucracy? Well, not exactly. They want to end FEMA but replace it with another government agency. Ninme knows just how it'll go:
They’re going to hire a bunch of bureaucrats to function as a transitioning task force, and each one of them will have their own staff of bureaucrats. And each of those staffs will be assigned to a different section of FEMA. And each of those assigments will need additional staff of bureaucrats to operate as communication and streamline liaisons. Then they’re going to take the whole operation, give it a new name, and fire the copy girl whose term at school starts in a week anyway.
Please. They're called Multiple Document Distribution Assistants now, and they're part of the Office Communication Workers of America.
