Proof

Not that you needed it, but here is highly amusing Thomistic proof (five proofs, actually) that Chuck Norris exists. Curtsy to Shrine of the Holy Whapping.

nothing can be reduced from actuality to potentiality, except by something in a state of actuality. Therefore, roundhouse kicks must be put in motion by another. But this cannot go on to infinity, because then there would be no first kicker, and, consequently, no kicked. Therefore it is necessary to arrive at a first kicker, kicked by no other; and this everyone understands to be Chuck Norris.