How Do You Know You're Winning?

When Osama (if it's him) emerges from the caves to offer a truce. And, aw, isn't this nice? He's concerned about the money our side is wasting:

"We do not mind offering you a long-term truce with fair conditions that we adhere to," he said. "We are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat. So both sides can enjoy security and stability under this truce so we can build Iraq and Afghanistan, which have been destroyed in this war.
"There is no shame in this solution, which prevents the wasting of billions of dollars that have gone to those with influence and merchants of war in America," he said.