4 Things You Can Do With An Ordinary Kitchen Stool

If you're two and Mom has left Dad in charge for the morning, you can use the stool to:

1. Reach, and light, all the burners on the stove. (Too bad the kitchen towel carelessly left there was wet and thus didn't catch fire.)
2. Pull the brand new gallon of orange juice sitting on the counter over to the sink and --just to see what happens-- pour it down the drain.
3. Empty the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme (plus most of Mom's other spices) into a frying pan.
4. Summon the Fire Dept. by pushing the panic button on the alarm system.

Our son. (Kvells.) Dads are great, but the "y" chromosome does not come equipped with eyes in the back of the head, unfortunately.