I "Gather" He's Not A Fan

Funniest Item is Ninme's schtick, but all you who labor for more reverent liturgy and are weary of Gather & Glory & Praise masses will find rest for your souls and several good laughs in these alternate lyrics for the ancient hymn Dies Irae.

On a serious note, the most beautiful and haunting thing I ever heard in my life was the pastor's solemn chanting of Dies Irae at the start of my good friend Sheryl's funeral several years ago. If you don't know the melody, listen.