I can't vouch for this, and it conflicts with what other intelligence sources are saying about bin Laden's decreasing abilities, but hey, it's never bad advice to go to Confession and get right with God, right? I mean, if not "the American Hiroshima," you could just be hit by a bus, or choke on a pretzel or whatever. Our pastor says he likes to Confess twice a month so that no matter what happens, he never has more than two weeks to answer for. Curtsy to, of all places (for this kind of content, I mean), Envoy Encore.
